In the heart of Birmingham, England, lies the New Street Station. This bustling hub serves as the centre of Birmingham's transportation network, seeing a daily influx of commuters, visitors, and trains. It also doubles as a one of Birmingham’s landmark, with its history dating back to the mid-19th century.
The station underwent a significant remodelling project that began in 2010. The original 1960s concrete facade was removed in large sections, and the exterior cladding of the station was updated from pebbledash to stainless steel.
The station was fully opened in 2015, revealing a 35m high atrium made of glass and steel, covering an area of 3,300 sq m. For the first time in more than 40 years, the station was lit by natural light.
What sets New Street Station apart is its unique layout and facilities. It is divided into Red, Green, and Blue Lounges, each serving as waiting areas for certain platforms. The station also boasts a ground floor shopping area. With 1,250 trains travelling through the platforms each day, it serves as a central hub of the British railway system.
Aside from its function as a transportation hub, New Street Station has unexpectedly become a source of amusement, thanks to the candid comments and quirky reviews given by travellers on Trip Advisor. These reviews, often filled with humour and wit, offer a unique perspective on the station, painting a picture that is much more than a mere point of transit.
With a Tripadvisor rating of 4.0 based on 1763 reviews, it’s clear that the station has made a significant impression.
The chosen humorous comments listed provide a distinct viewpoint on the station, but how do they align with the actual New Street Station?
So without further ado, here are some of the funniest comments, posted on TripAdvisor about New Street Station:

1. Birmingham New Street railway station, the largest and busiest of railway station in Birmingham city centre
Birmingham’s New Street Station, the bustling heart of the city’s transport network, has been the subject of some funny commentary on TripAdvisor. Let’s take a look at these comments and see how they relate to the reality of New Street Station | Leonid Andronov - stock.adobe.com

2. “I just want a train!!”
The scream heard by commuters everywhere. For most people, getting to their destination is the main goal amidst the stores and restaurants. The trains at New Street are like the British summer: much awaited, occasionally irregular but always cause for celebration when they do arrive, be it the 08:15 to London Euston or the 17:42 to Manchester Piccadilly. | Flickr

3. “No one around”
This comment might seem out of place for a station that’s always buzzing with activity. Perhaps the reviewer visited at the crack of dawn or in the dead of night. But fear not, during peak hours, you’ll find plenty of fellow travellers to keep you company. | Flickr

4. “Is this a train station or a departure area of an airport?”
With its vast concourse, numerous shops, and eateries, New Street Station does bear a striking resemblance to an airport departure lounge. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself looking for the duty-free rather than Platform 3B. | Richard O'Donoghue - stock.adobe.com